Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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