He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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