careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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