ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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