Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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