Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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