Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I licked your asshole in confidence.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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