come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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