Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Who died my cat blue again?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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