new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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