What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
tell me about the fingering
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