He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
