scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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