I can text with my tongue
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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