there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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