dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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