you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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