peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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