don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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