I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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