What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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