My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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