If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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