so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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