I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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