so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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