Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and she was petting her beer can
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
