how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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