Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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