Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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