yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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