O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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