It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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