So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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