Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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