Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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