i think my tv is drunk
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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