just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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