k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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