If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Who died my cat blue again?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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