There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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