do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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