I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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