that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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