Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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