okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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