Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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