just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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