Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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