I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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