If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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