Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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