i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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