i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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