Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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